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Monked it

Used as slang for masturbation, as monks cannot have sex they must "monk it" to relieve the sexual tension.
How many times have you monked it?
Got any thing you monked it to recently?
by KarCraft May 27, 2015
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Monkey it up

A figure of speech meaning to create a mess out of a good situation
Player: We have a big lead lets put the bench warmers in
Coach: This is the championship game. Starters will stay in. We don't want to monkey it up
by Im ur daddy. August 29, 2018
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mocked it

you mocked it
by gandm November 13, 2021
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Monkey Wrenchin It

You're monkey wrenchin it for me and I don't appreciate that.
by Catirandafly November 3, 2016
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fix-it monkey

Downing said, "I'm not a fix-it monkey anymore."
by Trogdor July 12, 2003
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IT Dust Monkey

An IT manager, IT technician or IT support officer who uses air cans to clear filthy dust out of dirty old PC's, thus contaminating the office air for all non-IT staff to have to inhale.
Kevin the IT Dust Monkey says
"This laptop is over-heating, I think it's because of dust contamination around the CPU and cooling fans. I am going to use my magic air cans to remove the dust."

Nigel says
"That's not healthy". That means you and your colleagues are going to have to inhale filthy dust full of skin cells, dust mites, pet hair, micro-organisms and general filth. Can't you keep a vacuum cleaner close by - at a sufficient distance to prevent causing static but close enough to capture the disturbed dust, do it outdoors or in a well ventilated area?"

Kevin says, in typical IT Dust Monkey style - nothing - and caries on spraying dust all over the office.
by CheekyChappy November 23, 2011
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Throwin' monkey at the wall til it oo-oo-aa-aa.

Discussing ideas. Brainstorming.
"How do we do this part of this Portal 2 level?"
"Let me try this."
"That didn't do much to help us."
"I'm just throwin' monkey at the wall til it oo-oo-aa-aa."
by annoyingpeople June 30, 2020
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