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Monkecist

Hating on monke/ Dislike monke
Nicole is monkecist, she does not like monke
by Im not monkecist May 17, 2021
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Montecristo

1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.

2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.
1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.
by jim christ May 12, 2008
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Monkeyfisting

The act of shitting in one's hand and making a fist. Then proceeding to shove one's fist in their partner's rectum
Chad and I enjoy a good monkeyfisting every night.
by Zomboy595 December 23, 2016
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Monkeism

A religion in which a human rejects humanity and embraces monke
Monkeism will help cure silly human of industrial revolution
by Master humbinder November 8, 2020
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monkeism

A religion in which a person sides with monke
Monkeism:ape together strong forever
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MonkeyFist Energy

MonkeyFist Energy or MFE is when someone is overly arrogant when they are hot shit and/or tries to make everything about themselves.
Person1: "I came across this huge asshole the other day."
Person2: "Really? What kind of person were they?"
Person1: "Oh they gave off huge MonkeyFist Energy."
Person2: "God what a prick."
by Nathan._. May 3, 2022
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Monkeyfisting

Waving one's clenched fists around in the air (usually done while pissed off) while screaming and yelling at someone or something, thus appearing to be an angry monkey.
I cut some guy off in traffic today and he got out of his car and started monkeyfisting.
by Jen Brauer May 6, 2010
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