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Monica Blewinski 

Da super-hot brunette White House intern who seduced the already-extramarital-affair-prone Bill Clinton into dropping his trousers and letting her give him head.
Okay, Achmed, you may "keel" me for saying this, but hey --- it's a free-speech country, right...? So here goes!! What Prez Clinton did was certainly wrong, but with such big luscious smoochy lips as the lovely Monica Blewinski has, I dunno if I could have resisted a blowjob and warm smooches from her, either! :P
Monica Blewinski by QuacksO November 12, 2018
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Monica Lewinski 

A Woman who became famous for sucking President Clinton's cock.
"Can I get a lil' Monica Lewinski?"

Monica Lewinski 

The most famous cocksucker in the world, next to Jenna Jameson.
Monica Lewinski blew the president's knob.
Monica Lewinski by Smiling Mountain February 29, 2008

Monica Lewinski 

Should be Monica Blowinski
Monica lewinski come over here and give me a blowinski
Monica Lewinski by kalimazoo December 10, 2006

MONICA LEWINSKI 

a skating move where one falls forward onto the ice landing perfectly on both knees, ejaculating loudly "Oh Fuck!" A single axis Monica Lewinsky means landing only on one knee with bonus points for wherever the other leg or ankle may end up.

A pair of Monica Lewinskis refers to a good sensible part of hard shelled knee pads worn while skating.
I performed a spectacular Monica Lewinski on the Ottawa Canal. Now I will go cry in a snowbank.
MONICA LEWINSKI by StinkyPuss March 4, 2019

A Monica Lewinski 

When a guy cums on a person's clothing that has just performed oral sex on the guy.
"Dude, last night Sandy was sucking me off and I gave her a Monica Lewinski! Her shirt's real stained!"

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026