Mongo-squatch Share definition Flag One who has mongoloid features, yet is taller than Abe Lincoln/Sasquatch(hence the squatch!!). Did you see the Tard-face on that Mongo-squatch? She looks like the offspring of Chucky and Shaq. Mongo-squatch by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Mongo-squatch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch