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Mong-Faced 

When you have sex so much your face is left like a Mong.
Mong-Faced by pianotinker August 19, 2009
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Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher 

someone who likes to suck cock and lick scrotum
i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.

twat faced mong 

1.the insult to end all insults.

2. meaning a pregnant fish faced mental patient
will you twat faced mong get away from the tv
twat faced mong by corpseman May 13, 2005

mong face puffer fish

An ungly, stupid person that resembles a fish
You mong face puffer fish.

Mong Face 

When someone is being morose because they haven't got their own way they often pull a face and lip like a sulky Downs Syndrome

"Why can't I have it"?

"because you can't, and you can take that Mong Face off as well"!
Mong Face by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009

Mongface 

1. A person whose face is "monged" i.e. a very weird looking person.
2. A website that shows a man inserting a telephone into his anus. A grossout website similar in content to websites such as meatspin and lemonparty.
1. Look at Joe Cole, he is a mongface.
2. That man is performing a mongface ritual with the telephone reciever.
Mongface by Dj otzi February 15, 2006
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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