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You’re my monfongo
Monfongo by monfongo June 1, 2022
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an incredibly fat and delicious pair of female butt cheeks; an ass so fat it can sprain her ankles, yet so delicious looking you don't want to use a fork and knife to eat it.
Wow! Eric, listen to this... Last night I ate this mofongo so good, it had to have been baked in a brick oven!
mofongo by Jungle Junky May 28, 2010
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Porcine tripe and stomach wall stew, disguised as food.
Today's lunch special: mondongo on white rice, but I really don't know that there is an equivalent term in English, so don't ask. Enjoy!
mondongo by Pablo Casasnovas September 25, 2006
1. The name of the mushy and flavorful Puerto Rican side dish made from fried plantain bananas, olive oil, and garlic.

Is often served with pork mixed into it, but can be used with most any meat or additional vegetables added in. It is, however, normally served in its purest form, as described in def. 1.

2. an eclectic and strange avant garde music duo from Houston, TX. Mainly spelled MoFoNGo.
1. At this Puerto Rican restaurant, I ordered chuletas y mofongo, and it ruled.

2. Man, MoFoNGo's music is very strange, but for some reason I can get into it!
mofongo by Neenoh July 8, 2004

care mondongo 

este care mondongo si e come mierda disque que su mujer es Walter Mercado. Walter Mercado e un bugarron...
care mondongo by Gdubs5 May 24, 2009

mofongoes 

large saggy boobs usually found on old women. usually used as an insult or as a way to decribe people.
"sweet mofongoes" or "that old lady has mofongoes"
mofongoes by annonymous April 14, 2005
1. puerto rican side dish made from platanos.

2. spanglish for motha fucka (see mofo)
Thats some bomba ass mofongo yum!

That mofongo stole my seat!!!
mofongo by Nemesis August 27, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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