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irritable money syndrome 

when one is so money hungry that they can't stop them self from spontaneously shitting money all over the place. Constant brief cases, plastic bags and rubber bands will have to be used to contain the massive amount of cash originating from the asshole who is showing signs of the disease.
When one is associated with Andrew Lazar, it is a sure bet that one is experiencing irritable money syndrome.

money chasing syndrome 

a symdone where a person will never stop making money. the person is in love with money
that person is always busy, they must have money chasing syndrome.

Money is up but the syndrome is down 

When your wealth becomes so massive, that it affects your decisions.
John: Bro.. you have so much money fr.
Samuel: Yea bro. Money is up but the syndrome is down

mama monkey syndrome 

The act of picking pimples on other people like a mama monkey picking bugs off their babies.
why must you pick my pimples like a mama monkey? you have mama monkey syndrome.

FMS (Flying Monkey Syndrome)

When people (usually people of power; bosses, parents, etc) are obviously/blatantly making things/shit up - You can almost see Flying Monkey's coming out of their ass!!
Oh I see Flying Monkey's; and they are coming out of your ass. FMS (Flying Monkey Syndrome)

monkey syndrome 

Monkey Syndrome - The Female Monkey is not as brave as the male when moving from one tree to another. She doesnt let go of one branch until she has already gotten a good grip on another...
Jamie`s cheating bitch of an ex-girlfriend had a classical case of monkey syndrome... He is heartbroken.