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money sucker

Someone who urges to get money so badly that would be willing to to sell his own mother for pennies.
Person A: - Have you seen how many Frozen products are there now days?
Person B: - Yeah, disnay is such a money sucker they even sell napkins of it.
by safejrz March 6, 2015
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monkey sucker

Euphemism for "mother fucker," to be used when your elders are around.
Bob: "That sick fuck was fucking his own mom, so I called him a..."

(Bob's father walks in the room)

Bob: "...MONKEY SUCKER!"
by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012
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Monkey sucker

A term that suggests that someone sucks a monkey's dick.Used mostly to discribe someone who is displeasing by acting gay, ridiculous, mean, over controlling, stuckup ect.
Our music teacher is a total monkey sucker.
by Jen299 September 6, 2005
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moneyfucker

Someone who love's money so much that they fuck it.
Mitt Romney is a moneyfucker.
by Fastawake February 24, 2012
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Mooneysucker

Similar to Mooneybanger but not as extreme. Someone who has friends but their friends probably don't like them or talk about them behind their back.
"Oh yeah they're a Mooneysucker. Their friends hate them."
by juluid May 15, 2021
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Moneyfucker Jesus

Not the real Jesus. The Jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don't "tithe" that is don't give ten percent of the money you make to there church God and/or Jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.
Man:I must be dead1 Is that you Jesus?
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.
by Deep blue 2012 February 20, 2010
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Moneyfucker a bank

When one or more people spray paint the word "moneyfucker" on a bank often done by someone who is in the american communist movement,an anarchist,neohippie,porn hippie, or in the world wealth reform movement or all of the above. Other words may also be spray painted on it such as "Captalist pig" and "Just when did you sell your soul for money?" ect. This is done to protest the evil economic system we live under.
by Deep blue 2012 May 8, 2010
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