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money hoe 

Someone who will do anything for money regardless of gender
My boss is a bitch but I'm just a money hoe.
money hoe by Pussey Eatter 69 96 March 12, 2017

cash money hoe 

A girl named Lexi, that flirts with every one of her “friends” boys. A cash money hoe also fucks every guy on her colleges football team. They also turn ratchet when confronted by her stabbed in the back friends.
There goes that cash money hoe with her third football player of the week

money hoes and clothes 

noun: all a nigga knows
"tremendous cream f**k a dollar and a dream
still tote gats strapped with infrared beams
choppin os, smokin lye and optimos
Money hoes and clothes all a nigga knows
a foolish pleasure whatever
i had to find the buried treasure, so grams I had to measure"

notorious b.i.g.
money hoes and clothes by blah October 10, 2005

Monkey Hoe 

A prostitute usually found in the inner city that only accepts payment in bananas conducts her business in the tree tops
Joe can I borrow a banana I’ve got to pay that monkey hoe for last night
Monkey Hoe by Scholloar 33 March 18, 2023

hoe monkey

man whore and a dude who fucks all da women ;)
hoe monkey by 60065 July 25, 2011

Under-Miney Meanie Hoe

1) A play on words of Eenie meany miny mo, which is a counting game used to eliminate options.

2) A mean girl type “friend”, typically high school age, who appears friendly on the outside. She will secretly or passive-aggressively undermine you with other girls.

Since she’s a bit of a hoe, she’ll definitely undermine your efforts with decent-looking lads by ‘accidentally’ telling them your secrets.
“Jonny is going out with Bree now? I thought you were her friend. What an under-miney meanie hoe”.

“Yeah, he’s going to catch her chlamydia if he’s not careful. Ha! Oops, probably shouldn’t have told you that.”
Under-Miney Meanie Hoe by SalsaP March 28, 2026
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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