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Definitions by SalsaP

Under-Miney Meanie Hoe

1) A play on words of Eenie meany miny mo, which is a counting game used to eliminate options.

2) A mean girl type “friend”, typically high school age, who appears friendly on the outside. She will secretly or passive-aggressively undermine you with other girls.

Since she’s a bit of a hoe, she’ll definitely undermine your efforts with decent-looking lads by ‘accidentally’ telling them your secrets.
“Jonny is going out with Bree now? I thought you were her friend. What an under-miney meanie hoe”.

“Yeah, he’s going to catch her chlamydia if he’s not careful. Ha! Oops, probably shouldn’t have told you that.”