Money Grows

My negros.

While pointing at some trees, say in the most stereotypical Southern accent:

"Money grows on trees."

Whoa whoa hol' up the fuck u just said, nigga?

Money Grows by Arnold Schwarze Nigger June 30, 2022

Money Grows on Trees 

An author’s little-known truth, because trees give rise to lumber, which can then be converted to paper, before it is being used to print books, which earn the writer a cash lump sum or an obscene royalty.

In billions of homes, it’s not uncommon for parents telling their children off that money doesn’t grow on trees, or that money is hard to come by, but for millions of authors and publishers, the opposite is true: “Money grows on trees.”

Money Grows on Trees by Fasters April 26, 2023

moneygrows 

A sarcastic anecdote meant to inspire inspiration.

Moneygrows not on trees but on the intangible promises of prominent bankers.

moneygrows by Ranchgirls December 20, 2020