Money Bagging 

The act of grabbing your penis and pulling it straight up while letting your balls hang over your waistband, you show this to embarras a fellow peer or even a random person for giggles. (looks like you are holding a money bag)

Hey do you have any change for a 20? pull out money bag and say "right here!!!" -the act of money bagging

Money Bagging by Souldoggie August 16, 2010

Monkeybagging 

When the gentleman is receiving fellatio from his good partner, and wishes to heighten the pleasure of the general act he may want to 'monkeybag' them. This involves the simple act of tugging the partner's ears away and perpendiclar to the head, thus causing a change in appearance to these as well as the shape of the oral cavity and lips. The surprised noise emitted (invariably also simian in nature) increases the stimulation on the gentleman's lingam whilst rendering the aforementioned partner even more ape-like.

"I had to use her earrings as a monkeybagging aid again. Dear Felicity, she can certainly cook a good breakfast but she needs help when she's feeding on Mr. Pickles"

Monkeybagging by Mr H G Stevens May 29, 2007

Banging the Monkey 

1. A hopeless situation with no satisfactory solution
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying

"Beating your head against the wall, fully aware your
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."

Banging the Monkey by Cooney Bamboo January 21, 2020