Momma Kel

She's the coolest mom around.She knows what's up and she still loves you.

You know Momma Kel going cray cray when she puts on Brass Monkey 🐒!

by Kapel April 9, 2017

Momma Kelle

A woman of such stature.
Her thickness is unimaginable.
She gives birth to the most attractive children. Plus Mark.
She could stomp on your balls, and you would apologize.

Damn. Momma Kelle.

I am trying to get with that.
Oh man, I wish she wasn’t taken by Albert.
I wish those feet pics were Momma Kelle’s and not Hunter’s.

by Fastboimillo May 16, 2022