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The collection of strange and useful artifacts found in a mothers or grandmothers Mary Poppinsesque handbag. Such as, but not limited to: tissue, emery boards, lip balm, make-up, notebook, pen and pencil, healthy snack and coloring book.
Girl 1: Does your mother carry eye cream and mints in her purse?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: That's Mom Crap.
by emeraldeyes December 20, 2014
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