A plump feline who spends most of the day eating and sleeping. she is known to have loose morals, and has been spotted in scandalous positions with many different males of all species. Her favorite food is meatloaf and is always trying to force feed people her "Kitty Crab Cakes," which taste strangely like cat shit covered with kitty litter. Her favorite movie is superbad and her mating call is, "Yeahhhhhhhhhh"
Molly is a fat cat who cannot stand on her own feet because how fat she is every time she jump's from a ledge she land on her belly instead of her feet or else she snap's her little fat stubby leg's she is also a fat ass neek she's so fat fat every time she need to get up she needs help from her former owners there is also rumors that every time she's walks she shake's the whole world because of how fat she is. ,This is outta respect,
Nixon - Hey Audrey why is Molly the cat so fat Audrey - Hey Molly the cat is not fat
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."