Moll Bennett

Yes I have heard of the reputed beauty of Moll. Can anyone tell me her address as I really fancy a go on her if she is that easy then even I might have a chance.

OOOh Moll Bennett I would like you to go down on me backwards.

Moll Bennett by Shay Maher May 2, 2004

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Moll Bennett

A legend in the annels of Fenagh folklore. A Beauty of refined manners and good taste. She was reputed to be a vestal virgin till one Mim Scala of neighbouring Bagenalstown deflowered her in the dug outs of the football pitch.. In doing so he inadvertanly unleashed an insatiable appetite for cock to which she now will oblige any young man brave enough to venture to his STD riddled doom.......

OOOHH that Moll Bennett she gave me a horrid dose of the clap

Moll Bennett by china man January 19, 2004

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

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That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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