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Moldy Cheese 

A phrase that is used when something is beyond cheesy/corny. The phrase orginates from cheese gone bad. The bad mold in cheeses creates a harmful bacteria. The mold can send threads of mold into the cheese to create the bacteria as does an extra dose of cheesy. Hence the phrase.
Sarah: "There's only one of you. You're irreplaceable.."
Mary: "Moldy cheese!" Haha
Moldy Cheese by whitey m September 26, 2013
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moldy cheese 

Some middle age man that looks like Vin Diesel and has mould on his head that looked like it came from cheese.
He looks like a moldy cheese head, Yuck!

moldy cheese-eater 

Someone who does something they don't want to do because they are afraid to speak up. My friend ate a moldy cheese sandwich her senile grandmother made her because she didn't want to hurt her feelings.
moldy cheese-eater by Mindy Hawley October 25, 2007

Mouldy Cheese Cult 

The rising religion of mouldy cheese, our religion focuses on memes, spaztic teenagers such as ourselves and of course, cheese.
The mouldy cheese cult has previously stolen a rusty spoon.
Mouldy Cheese Cult by MouldyMaster November 9, 2019

Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli 

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?
*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026