Moisture Industry

Synonym for a male's sex life. Used to obscure the subject of the conversation when around others (girlfriends, parents, eavesdroppers etc.).

Example 1:

Tom: Cuz, I heard you got that hot chick to go back to your place last night, how'd that work out??

Sharif: Yeah right dude, the moisture industry is taking a beating in this economy.

Example 2:

Tom: Yo kid, you and Jen been hangin out a lot recently, what's up with that?

Sharif: For real, thank god the moisture industry is back on the rise, I was just about to turn gay.

by TeaOhEm May 28, 2011

Taiwanese Moisturizer

Waking up to semen on the hand cause you be night jerkin the salty sailors down south. Then smearing the spunk all over the skin.

"How is your skin so soft?"

"Taiwanese Moisturizer helps,"
"OKAY!"

by FaggotinaHat March 16, 2019

Moisture Farming

Moisture farming is when you are fingering you girlfriends butt hole and it get to dry to go deeper. So, you got the pussy to get you fingers wet. Then you drop back into the butt hole.

Her asshole was to dry for one finger so I did some moisture farming then 2 fingers went right in.

Famous quote" My uncle is a Moisture Farmer." Luke Skywalker

by Krrrap March 18, 2016

Moisture Spine

Politically correct way to say Wet back

That guy swam the Rio Grande and is an illegal Moisture Spine.

by americanpride in nd October 29, 2010

moisture packet

Another name for the vagina. Also used to descibe a man that is being a pussy.

Phil will not come with us tonight because he is being a moisture packet.

by blake88 March 24, 2006

moisture oyster

Another word for vagina, pussy, vertical smile etc.

He slid his hands in between her thighs and slowly opened them to reveal her magical moisture oyster.

by PandaPwned July 15, 2012

midnight moisturizer

you jerk off into a sleeping or passed out girls hand, then tickle her nose with a feather, then she proceeds to wipe her face with her seaman filled hand

Last night Nicole got hammered and passed out, so Chris gave her the midnight moisturizer. She woke up in the morning and looked like a glazed doughnut.

by Sean A. Collins November 28, 2007