After much research into the origins of the molooly, scientists have discovered that it is a-sexual (a creature which impregnates itself). they discovered interesting evidence that the molooly lived close to the time of the dinosaurs, this was discovered in a fossil matching the egg-shaped profile of the molooly. They sujest it survived the death of the dinosaurs because it was most likely in hibernation(sleeping).

Man, you slept through the whole day,...like that thing on animal planet.

molooly by Billy- Bob Johanson June 19, 2004

molooly

A large, rare and gay animal, nobody knows where the molooly comes from but scientists believe the molooly comes from an egg as it resembles the shape of its body. Because of its homosexual nature there are still debates over how it breeds. Molooly is often used to describe something that is grotesque/obese/homosexual or egg shaped.

Have you put on weight? You look like a molooly!

Your dog humped my leg; I think it is a bit of a malooly (GAY)

My Easter egg was shaped like a molooly.

molooly by Ms Norris June 4, 2004

molooly

A fat dim-witted, slow (mentally and physically) egg shaped creature. The molooly is often in hibernation, between January-December. All moloolys are homosexual, and due to their poor awareness - take weeks to respond to any stimulus. A molooly is often used as a derogatory term.

I saw a molooly on the discovery channel.

Get away from me you fucking molooly!

God damn it! you're as fat and dumb as a molooly

molooly by Theressa Noonan June 4, 2004

molooly

Some people believe a molooly to be a stupid ape like creature which lays eggs, in truth a molooly is a plain old oaf with the appearance of an ape, the rumours about the molooly actually existing got out of hand. A molooly is usually used to describe something that is either obese/gay or for some reason egg shaped in a comical fashion. Someone who takes a long time to respond due to idiocy is often referred as a molooly.

Hey, I saw a fat gay man.....he looked like a molooly.

Why dont you answer me? You are as slow to respond/react as a molooly!

You are an oaf-you are a molooly.

molooly by Zuckovsky Macnimally June 4, 2004

molooly

A mythical creature which has the appearance of an ape, its body is egg shaped and is very slow to respond as it is considered an oaf. Their is only 1 gender, so nobody knows where the molooly comes from. Because of all the speculation some people believe the creature to be real, kept underwraps by scientists-but that is simply not true. As there is only 1 gender many people believe the molooly is gay-and is often used as a derogatory term to describe someone with any of the treats/features of a molooly.

If you are intellectually challenged then you are a molooly.

If you dont diet you will resemble a molooly.

molooly by Duke *Nukem June 4, 2004

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026