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a pedophile & a religious vampire with a thirst for the blood of male infants
Beware the thirsty mohel!
mohel by Scrupulous D. June 21, 2017
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A Jewish rabbi that performs a bris (circumcision of a Jewish male).
Scarier than a mohel with shaky hands.
Mohel by LudwigVan November 10, 2003
n. A cigar cutter
Give me the mohel so I can blaze this cigar up.
Mohel by Al Bundy October 28, 2003
Someone who was circumcised but is attempting to grow their foreskin back
I can't believe my parents mutilated me as a child, now I'm a mohel.
mohel by Doctor Foreskin February 28, 2020

mohel bohel

an intense Suday-long mitzvah whose crowning glory is punctuated by kavetching and occasional sly-byes

Yiddish term for a quarter pounder with cheese

**see schmitzle-schmazle
"Oy! That mohel bohel was amazing! Mazel tov bitches!!"
mohel bohel by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006

ghetto mohel 

When a skank ass hoe be goin down on some dude, wit an uncircumcised wang, and chomps off his motha fuckin fo'skin
Oh shit, Chemiqua that fuckin ghetto mohel, she just chewed off my fo'skin! Now where is I supposed to store my spare change.
ghetto mohel by Matt Psylon October 18, 2006
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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