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wang cutter. one who uses an old stone to perform a circumcision at a jewish keg party. beware the mohel.
that rabbi bounced a check for $25, and we had to send the mohel to collect.
mohel by d3adr0ck April 26, 2005
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a pedophile & a religious vampire with a thirst for the blood of male infants
Beware the thirsty mohel!
mohel by Scrupulous D. June 21, 2017
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A Jewish rabbi that performs a bris (circumcision of a Jewish male).
Scarier than a mohel with shaky hands.
Mohel by LudwigVan November 10, 2003
n. A cigar cutter
Give me the mohel so I can blaze this cigar up.
Mohel by Al Bundy October 28, 2003
Someone who was circumcised but is attempting to grow their foreskin back
I can't believe my parents mutilated me as a child, now I'm a mohel.
mohel by Doctor Foreskin February 28, 2020

mohel bohel

an intense Suday-long mitzvah whose crowning glory is punctuated by kavetching and occasional sly-byes

Yiddish term for a quarter pounder with cheese

**see schmitzle-schmazle

"Oy! That mohel bohel was amazing! Mazel tov bitches!!"
mohel bohel by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006

ghetto mohel 

When a skank ass hoe be goin down on some dude, wit an uncircumcised wang, and chomps off his motha fuckin fo'skin
Oh shit, Chemiqua that fuckin ghetto mohel, she just chewed off my fo'skin! Now where is I supposed to store my spare change.
ghetto mohel by Matt Psylon October 18, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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