Mohammad Yusuf Khan

A short Egyptian kid who tries really hard to get friends. He thinks he is cool but he's actually pretty gay.

Mohammad Yusuf Khan: Yo whats up takreemsupre-
Takreem: NO ME GUSTA MOHAMMAD YUSUF KHAN

Kashman: F U MOHAMMAD

by Kash money man February 28, 2021

Mohammed Yusuf Khan

Usually a black kid looking like an Indian, have 3 siblings and all of them are better than him. Sucks at basketball despite being black, have the worst taste in music and food. Like eating eggs with honey and dislike gluey brownies (we don't know why and how). Have curly hair but thinks it's straight, just like his sexuality, everyone thinks he's gay but he might be straight. Very bad at Spanish, he said and we quote "Tengo fifteen anos." Friends describe him as ignorant, dumb but nice sometimes. However, he is always ready, always Ramadan ready.

: I love my straight hair!
: Don't be such a Mohammed Yusuf Khan, your hair is clearly curly.
: No it's not.
: You're really being a Mohammed Yusuf Khan now, you might as well eat eggs with honey
: Yum!

by Neraek May 22, 2021

Mogammad Abdul Ichaka Baljeet Yusuf Khan

Some absolute alpha that has a big shlong and is bench and bench is us (our bench)

Mogammad Abdul Ichaka Baljeet Yusuf Khan is so hot and black

by Man oranges September 8, 2021