3 definitions by Neraek

Usually a black kid looking like an Indian, have 3 siblings and all of them are better than him. Sucks at basketball despite being black, have the worst taste in music and food. Like eating eggs with honey and dislike gluey brownies (we don't know why and how). Have curly hair but thinks it's straight, just like his sexuality, everyone thinks he's gay but he might be straight. Very bad at Spanish, he said and we quote "Tengo fifteen anos." Friends describe him as ignorant, dumb but nice sometimes. However, he is always ready, always Ramadan ready.
: I love my straight hair!
: Don't be such a Mohammed Yusuf Khan, your hair is clearly curly.
: No it's not.
: You're really being a Mohammed Yusuf Khan now, you might as well eat eggs with honey
: Yum!
by Neraek May 22, 2021
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Sam just got a new hair cut, it's so coot
by Neraek May 22, 2021
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When you ditched your friends or can be used when you are being lame and dropped out from a program.

Verb.

Past tense: yusufed.
Joe: What happened to Mohammed?
Ligma: Oh, he yusufed last term.
Joe: Damn i want to yusuf too, but im not a Mohammed Yusuf Khan.
by Neraek July 13, 2021
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