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a womans vagina, started in the Burton family
That woman has a hairy mockey
mockey by nick8 September 4, 2006
Mockey, while being used quite frequently by some families who reside in Southern California, is nothing more than a replacement for the word "Vagina."

Some of you may ask why use the word "Mockey" instead of "Vagina?"

The answer to this is still unknown to this day...
George made a mockery of that mockey
mockey by peterv89 October 1, 2006

mockey moose 

They had some great mockey moose
mockey moose by BlitzRain December 21, 2021

mickey-mockey 

Archaic derogatory term for someone of mixed Irish and Jewish parentage.
"You're not Irish, you mickey-mockey!" - bullying kids on the catholic school playground during recess, circa 1950s
mickey-mockey by Ogilvy February 10, 2017

Spite Monkey Attack 

This is an action that usually takes place on Spite Monkey Sunday, some little prat decides that they can best get their self-aggrandising definition accepted by making multiple submissions. They then decide to try to improve their chances by voting against any other definition that has been submitted, a typical demonstration of the spite monkey mentality. The end result of their self-centred, immature nastiness is to effectively bring Urban Dictionary to a standstill.
What’s happening on Urban Dictionary, nothing’s moving? Must be a spite monkey attack.

Spite Monkey Sunday 

Spite Monkey Sunday is that day of the week when all the brain dead little losers try to get definitions accepted by Urban Dictionary. They try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. Why? Usually because they’re back at school on Monday and are trying to make themselves look good, the poor little winkies. Then the unthinkable happens, they’re definition is rejected because it doesn’t conform to the rules laid down by Urban Dictionary. Oh Calamity! So the silly little wank biscuits throw a hissy fit, go into a session to vote on the inclusion of new words and reject everything without bothering to read it. Then comes Monday and these sad little gleets go back to school and bother the human race somewhat less than they do at weekends.
“Couldn’t get a thing accepted on Urban Dictionary, it was Spite Monkey Sunday.”