Moberly, MO

A very small town in northern-central Missouri that is surrounded by corn and cows with many wanna-be-gangsters (you live in a town surrounded by corn, YOU ARE NOT A GANGSTER!!!). There isn't much to do here, mostly residents have to go to Columbia, MO to do anything fun.

Only idiots move there kids to Moberly, MO.

by cowsvilleUSAresident April 19, 2011

Moberly

Small town in the center of misery. Also known as Mobertucky. Simply put one hell of a little town filled to the rim with Springer drama.

"I got my ass whipped in Moberly last night." They gave me a Mobertucky Riverdance.

by Groeber field November 26, 2018

moberry bush

1. A bush that has moberrys
2.often used when going somewhere

1. Look! it's a moberry bush!
2.go around this corner to the moberry bush!

by ADD March 31, 2005

moterly

being unable to function off dat za

bro im so utter moterly rn gangy

by MommyReagan69 October 27, 2023