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A beautiful, selfless woman, usually, married to a man of poor character, who is expected to do nothing but smile, take care of the kids and household, and tend to her husband, while never ever acknowledging the abusive, sinful, greedy, selfish world she married into.
Disrespected one too many times, the Mob Wife finally killed her husband in his sleep.
Mob Wife by SJBrowneII March 1, 2015
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A hypocritical women who enjoys the benefits of masculinity at the same time criticising it.
A women who is married to a mobster and she criticises him as though she is morally superior, while enjoying all the safety and money that he provides is a "Mob Wife".

A girlfriend likes that her boyfriend likes to take on the lead role in relationship like making decisions,research, planning for both of them but whenever there is a misjudgement or an activity that she doesn't enjoy then a "Mob Wife" will accuse her boyfriend that "he is controlling", "never lets her make decisions", "selfish" she loved it when it was going nice for her and even encouraging him . That's a Mob Wife.
Mob Wife by tachikjerkh August 19, 2020
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You're a MOB wife.
If you weren't such a MOB Wife we could go to the (your choice of event here).
Mob Wife by Sally Sunshine October 7, 2010

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026