Definitions by SJBrowneII

Mob Wife

A beautiful, selfless woman, usually, married to a man of poor character, who is expected to do nothing but smile, take care of the kids and household, and tend to her husband, while never ever acknowledging the abusive, sinful, greedy, selfish world she married into.

Disrespected one too many times, the Mob Wife finally killed her husband in his sleep.

Mob Wife by SJBrowneII March 1, 2015

uddering 

The act of juvenile masterbation using a downward pointed closed hand while palming the head of the penis.

His hand finally cramped up while uddering for the 3rd time that afternoon.

uddering by SJBrowneII December 25, 2014