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Maulana Diesel 

Maulana Diesel is the name given to Fazal-ur-Rehman a fat overweight politician who has a reputation of using Islam as a political tool for his own self gain. Maulana Diesel tries to create an impression of always trying to look pious and virtuous in traditional Islamic cleric garments and attire including a trade mark orange turban (Paghri). However he is ruthless in his pursuit of colluding and creating coalitions with political ruling parties for political strength, swindling lucrative business deals, privileges, perks and rewards.
Maulana Diesel is a corrupt politician who lives of immoral earnings with a commission agenda, backhanders and kickbacks from Diesel smuggling, applying for contracts/permits for sale of Diesel and allocating plots of land for group family members and political party members. He was also involved in several scandals including wikileaks votes for sale and asking for US backing.
Maulana Diesel is often called Diesel for short as his commission rates also fluctuates and varies with the price of Diesel. Maulana Diesel is usually outspoken, ruthless and venomous with contempt. His political party is the faction JUI although it is not clear if he is a cleric or politician. He is also very vociferous in the National Assembly and Parliament and due to the nature of his portray of an Islamic image, grey beard and background has never been challenged. He also has a complete disregard for women and publicly offends and insults the role of women.
Maulana Diesel has said: “the rule of a woman is haram”
Entire stadium erupts shouting: “Diesel, Diesel, Diesel” as a reference to Maulana Diesel.
Maulana Diesel by Cricket Buff October 17, 2014
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Maul Toke 

Vancouver Island slang for a bowl of tobacco topped with weed in a bong toke

may also be referred to as a popper, snapper, shawty, mauler, etc
“i’m fazing so hard from this maul toke
Maul Toke by madelinesmokes September 5, 2021

Project MKUltra 

The CIA's brainwashing (mind control) program from 1953-1973. It tested psychotropic drugs and experimented on U.S. citizens in order to develop mind control and interrogation techniques for use on Soviet agents and politicians. None of the "test subjects" gave their consent for these experiments and the "research" often caused permanent psychological damage for those who were subjected to this program.
• On November 28, 1953, scientist Dr. Frank Olson fell to his death from his closed 10th story hotel window. The government claimed that he suffered from a history of depression and committed suicide.

• On August 3, 1977, a congressional report on the CIA revealed that Dr. Olson was working on the top secret Project MKUltra.

• Frank Olson was experimented on just one week before his death and it is believed that he was killed by the CIA.
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Maulogram 

A Maulogram is similar to a kissogram but the person is dressed as a chimpanzee and basically mauls the recipient's face off
*Knock Knock*
Householder: "Hello can I help you?"
Chimp: "Maulogram!!"
Householder: "Ahhhhhhhhh my face!!!!!!"
Maulogram by slasher84 May 5, 2011

Maulfthalph

An overly complicated solution to a fairly simple problem.
Dude I know it works, but training a sheep to use a lawnmower was a total maulfthalph.
Maulfthalph by ConnorPlusPlus June 30, 2018