When Someone Cums in a partly used bottle of Ranch Dressing and puts it back in the fridge for others to use.
I caught My roommate Ryan using the Ranch I bought without asking me first. That's why I Butter Milked the ranch last night. One ever caught me Butter Miking the Ranch!
BATTER MIXING = when a male and a female of a certain age (commonly mid 30s) who are friends, get together on MSN or other communication devices and spend a large amount of time and laughter on bitching about other people in a nasty yet humorous fashion. sometimes seen as a precursor to cupcaking....
bob... what the fuck are them 2 tards on tonight?
wendy. ... im not sure but they appear to be batter mixing like theres no tomorrow...
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"