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"Yo dude! I was at yoga the other day and this hot girl was totally posing with Mister C!"
Mister C by TragicKing May 21, 2010
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Mister Charlie 

A term for white people in general, not as derogatory as "ofay", or "honkey", but not complimentary either. The term first came into general use, and noticed by the society outside the African-American community, in the book by the late author James Baldwin, in his seminal book "Blues For Mister Charlie". Often abbreviated "Charlie".
"I've been trying to get a job downtown, but Mister Charlie won't give me a chance...he's locked-down tight".
Mister Charlie by nicodagger March 8, 2009

Mister Clunge 

"Mister Clunge" - an old fashioned snooker term
He was playing snooker and missed the pink and got the brown - Mister Clunge mate

Mister Clark 

He Is a teacher/Rapist at Piedmont Lakes Middle School that if you do anything slightly wrong he will see you "After Class" Which normally involves him anally Fisting you putting a strap on on with no lube once you see him once you can never go back (Only sees boys "After class" btw)
Kid 1 Whose your 3 period
Kid 2 Mister Clark
Kid 1 Rip you virginity
Kid 2 wait what
Mister Clark by Deafaultino May 3, 2019

Funk Master C 

Not shaving your pits for weeks at a time and then going to the beach wearing a bikini.
Courtney pulled a funk master c today when we went to the beach.
Funk Master C by Justin May 13, 2005

Mister-Compliment

Complimenting a woman verbally on something innocent first, but then commenting on her body in your mind. Compliment her, then think about her rack, for example...
"Oh Aoife, I love your top!"
('Because it makes your tits look awesome')

or to your male friends:

"Jeez, did you see Aoife's slutty top!? I totally mister-complimented her!"
Mister-Compliment by Essy-k April 25, 2008

Mister Chin 

I expect the white racists who are going to read this post to not publish this word and definition on Urban Dictionary. prove me wrong.

The chinese or asian equivalent of an Uncle Tom. Chinese-american equivalent of Uncle Tom. A chinese or asian person who is overly submissive to white people or society. An asian individual who is willing to sell out his own ethnic group or heritage in order to be accepted and liked by the white society or the white people around him or her. The term was originally coined by the poet, philosopher and artist Henry He.
I am not a Mister Chin so I decided to post this word and definition onto Urban Dictionary even though their white editors do not want me to.
Mister Chin by henryartist June 1, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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