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Mississippi crockpot 

When someone is receiving a blumpkin while giving an upper decker.
Hey babe, can you give me a blowjob while I poop in the toilets water tank...you know a Mississippi Crockpot? That'd be hot!
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mississippi crockpot 

A sex act in which a raw crawfish is inserted into a woman's vagina for six hours and then removed and eaten with a side of butter.
I cooked my dinner in my girlfriend's Mississippi crockpot

Mississippi Crockpot 

Farting in your girls face as shes giving you a blowjob.
Bro I gave my girl a Mississippi Crockpot this weekend, she was pissed.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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