Mississippi Muzzleloader

A distinguished sex act performed by a gentleman unto another. The recipient throws their legs over their head, while the gentleman assumes the piledriver position above them.

The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
"Bless her heart, she's walking like her gentleman turned her Antebellum into a Mississippi Muzzleloader"
by PhatRob August 31, 2022
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Mississippi Muzzleloader

The act of packing your ball sack into a woman’s asshole using your dick as the ramrod.
I gave my cousin Sara a Mississippi Muzzleloader yesterday after church.
by Y0 N3PH3W. January 06, 2023
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