Miss Batton 

A complete and utter overweight dwerp who can't find clothes to fit her and will never find anything that she's good at.

Why are you wearing that shirt? You look as fat as Miss Batton...

You're almost as thick as Miss Batton.

You put on 5 stone? You must have the same diet as Miss Batton...

Miss Batton by Bowes232 November 6, 2012

missbutton 

The dastardly button that seems to jump in front of your mouse cursor when your trying to hit something else. Also applies to keyboard shortcuts, trying to scroll and pressing the new fangled "Middle" mouse buttons, etc...

Right click > New > Folde... SHORTCUT! Fuck. Delete shortcut. Fucking missbutton.

Ok, time to replace this text. I'll press Ctl+C to Copy, then Highlight the thing to be replaced, Ctl+C = Fuck. My fatshit fingers didn't hit V did they? Wait, I copied it again didn't I? DEATH TO THE MISSBUTTONS!

missbutton by PixelPusher August 15, 2007

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008