Miss Batton

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A complete and utter overweight dwerp who can't find clothes to fit her and will never find anything that she's good at.

Why are you wearing that shirt? You look as fat as Miss Batton...

You're almost as thick as Miss Batton.

You put on 5 stone? You must have the same diet as Miss Batton...

Miss Batton by Bowes232 November 6, 2012

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missbutton

The dastardly button that seems to jump in front of your mouse cursor when your trying to hit something else. Also applies to keyboard shortcuts, trying to scroll and pressing the new fangled "Middle" mouse buttons, etc...

Right click > New > Folde... SHORTCUT! Fuck. Delete shortcut. Fucking missbutton.

Ok, time to replace this text. I'll press Ctl+C to Copy, then Highlight the thing to be replaced, Ctl+C = Fuck. My fatshit fingers didn't hit V did they? Wait, I copied it again didn't I? DEATH TO THE MISSBUTTONS!

missbutton by PixelPusher August 15, 2007

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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