Minmon 

The unfortunate romantic ship name between Simon Estefanello-Nekutai and Armin Hazama. The ship came to be due to the fact that they had gay fucking sex in #villa-1. Seriously. What is wrong with you people.

The 'Min' part derives from ArMIN. The only reason why Min is first, is because Armin has a 12 inch dick and is therefore the top in the relationship. 'Mon' is quite obviously taken from SiMON. Not to be confused with the Minions from Despicable Me.

To the dismay of both, Armin is such a fucking loser that he didn't have sex with protection on. Now Simon is pregnant with his fucking child. I hate Minmon.

"I hate Minmon so much."

"Yeah, me too."

Minmon by chiicheo May 12, 2021

minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.

"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

minion tampons by minion tampons July 11, 2022

minion memes 

Some normie shit 40 year old moms think are “funny” and “relatable”

She looks like she enjoys minion memes, the old cunt.

minion memes by Helk yeah my guy October 30, 2017

Misha's minions 

The slaves and worshipers of American actor and Supernatural star, Misha Collins

Person 1: So are you a Sam girl or a Dean girl?
Person 2: I'm one of Misha's minions

Misha's minions by GodIsWearingASkinnedCatus January 3, 2016

Minion meme 

a meme were a minion makes statement that Facebook moms find hilarious

OH MY GOD, CARREL DID YOU SEE THE MINION MEME YESTERDAY! HAAAA

Minion meme by cal’s descendants November 9, 2019

goober-minion 

Any supporter of that most famous of dimwits...Sarah Palin. They are identified by regurgitating the incorrect babblings of Sarah Palin and/or Glenn Beck. They do nothing but ooze goober stupidity. Teabaggers are goober-minions.

Jeff: This woman has done nothing but ooze goober stupidity since day one, but anyone who is against her is against America.

Leon: That's why her followers are called goober-minions.

goober-minion by Mobzekiel November 29, 2010

Minion vore 

When one or more minions partake in vore.

CaptainSparklez: Ok, so can you explain to me what a minion vore is?

laughter

Minion vore by Bruhaps May 23, 2022