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She was completely minkled at the pub last night.
minkled by Fred2 August 7, 2006
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Pinkle Minkled

An injury to the penis which occurs when it is itchy and you scratch it so hard you rip the foreskin
Bro got Pinkle Minkled after we threw itching powder on him
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Pinkle Minkled

An injury which is to the penis where it is itchy so you scratch it so hard you accidentally rip your foreskin
Lil Blud got Pinkle Minkled
adverb. when a person is so drunk they wear a stray dog comfortably around their neck for fashion purposes. in winter this may be done for warmth.
"pj got minked last night.. his boxer mix was looking pretty fly tho"
minked by $mora September 20, 2016
1. Noun - The type of person you don't let around your kids.

2. Noun - A man who lures kids online into meeting up irl
Mom: I don't think we should let Larry around the kids anymore, I think he might be a minkler
Minkler by rainday March 11, 2022
Minkle is the same as the c word! Don't watch little lunch kids!
"Oh minkle!" Said Rory as he got sent to the principles office.
Minkle by . .. June 28, 2019
Someone one who is silly/ has been or someone who is idiotic.
Stop being such a minkle
Minkle by Potato of Immense Minkieness September 29, 2017
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