While trying to disscuss our plans for the project I came to an awful motipiphany, there is absolutly zero chance that anyone in my group is going to do any fuckingwork.
Like an epiphany, minepiphany is short for miniature epiphany, which is a short and sudden realization of something previously known for the knowledge of such things to be impossible. The knowledge obtained during the very short period of a minepiphany can not be restored in any way except a random repeat of that same minepiphany. It is a sacred and honorable ability in some cultures.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.