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minecraftard 

person 1: hey minecraftard go play gmod or something
person 2: whats a minecraftard?
person 1: someone who is retarded and wont stop playing

person 2: ...
minecraftard by User139575 April 4, 2021

Minecraftard 

People like vapexy, who probably died from starvation and lack of sleep from playing minecraft too often, who play with CHEATERS in MINECRAFT and get MAD at the game when they lose a mega walls game on the hypixel network. They are very contridictive because they report cheaters on support.hypixel.net but they always cheat themselves...?!?!?!? I always use /wdr but the hypixel staff arent very supportive. The best staff is lolitsaxel and kevinkool because they support gays like tnner. LuckyKessie is also very nice
FUCK YOU MINECRAFTARD GO BACK TO PLAYING MINECRAFT AND CHOKING ON YOUR OWN CUM

Minecrafterbate 

The act of playing Minecraft. Usually refers to someone that is hopelessly addicted to Minecraft. Generally is used when someone plays Minecraft for hours on end.
Loren: "Hey man, what are you doing today?"
Tyler: "I'll probably just Minecrafterbate all day."

"Hey bro, you and Ryan should come over and we can start a circle jerk of Minecrafterbation."

Loren: "Have you seen Tyler lately?"
Ryan: "No, I think he's been Minecrafterbating for the last few days."

Tyler: "Dude, my arm is so sore, I was minecrafterbating for like 10 hours straight today!"
Minecrafterbate by PlusOn3 June 18, 2011

Minecrafter

Minecrafter. He has a very big peen and slays them creepers. And the bitches love men that slay creepers.
Girl: Hey, do you play minecraft?
Minecrafter : Bitch, who do think I am?
Girl: *opens her legs wide open*

Minecrafter

Someone who plays the indie game Minecraft.

Contrary to popular belief, a Minecrafter is not a lazy bum, rather a person who prefers to use their imagination compared to people who sit around and shoot virtual guns at other players.

Also, someone known as a nerd, geek, etc.
That Minecrafter guy...he sure seems to play it a lot.
Minecrafter by Torcher April 21, 2015

Minecrafter

A frequent player of the indie game minecraft, who is involved and committed to the great community that has formed around it.
Guy:Those minecrafters sure do love {minecraft} i don't get it it looks like virtual building blocks.

Minecrafter: *sigh* you'd have to play it to understand it.
Minecrafter by fladoodlezor July 11, 2011