Mindgoggling 

adj: something that is so baffling only goggles could understand.

Mike's explanation of how he is so close to passing is simply mindgoggling

Mindgoggling by Goggles December 14, 2006

mind-goggling 

A facial expression with wide and bulging eyes that coincides with a incomprehensible, mind-goggling fact.

After hearing the odds of winning the lotto, Sue's facial expression of mind-goggling bafflement said it all.

mind-goggling by kjdrill August 23, 2005

mindgoogling

Being awestruck over the powers of Google.

I saw Google's Street View and it was mindgoogling!

mindgoogling by Alison A. October 12, 2009

mindbloggling 

Blog content that is puzzling, overwhelming, incomprehensible, mindblowing.

The hundreds of postings reacting to Whole Foods CEO's WSJ editorial on health care were absolutely mindbloggling.

mindbloggling by alphagrl September 1, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004