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mingeringo 

adj - pretty fucking minging
noun - the top minger in the world
Mother, your onion gravy is simply mingeringo.
There goes Mr Rooney, he is Mingeringo.
mingeringo by Erich ULner October 17, 2006

mingering 

Noun of minger (Someone who smells or looks unclean, or is generally unattractive.)
ie: to minger - mingering
mingering by Fiachra Daly January 5, 2005

managering 

When a manager specializes in being managerial instead of actually managing their people and fixing the issue at hand, similar to micromanaging, but done in such a way as to make themselves look like a great manager
Davey was managering us when all of the servers went down. He made sure that all actions and thoughts were his and that his people had no room to think.
managering by s0meguy April 24, 2017

minfiguring 

verb. 1 The act of placing your penis in a pencil sharpener to sharpen your cock and satisfy you sexual partner at a faster pace

verb. 2 to eat lots of goat balls then shit them on your sexual partners chest and titty fuck
Look at that man minfiguring to satisfy his boyfriend. Its going to be Mr. Hands all over again.
minfiguring by lildickwizard January 5, 2011

Managering 

The act of commanding others to do tasks while you yourself never contribute no matter how easy or hard the task is.

People that are managering also tend to waste more time getting other people to do work than just doing it themselves.

While the term usually applies to actual managers of jobs (hence the name), it can apply to anyone outside the workplace.
Example 1

Employee: You called me over here sir?

Manager: I need you to clean up this spill

Employee: But you are already holding a mop and paper towels. You could have done this yourself much quicker than the time it took me to respond to you. Instead of managering why don't you do some work yourself because I don't see why the company needs someone like you.

Example 2

Mom: Go vacuum the floors they have been filthy all day. It's like you don't ever help around the house.

Child: Mom, I just got home from school, why could you not do it?

Mom: Unlike you I am busy almost all day doing chores and working 8 hour shifts.

Child: Mom, you have been on this couch watching Sex and the City since I left for school and you are still watching it.

Mom: ...

Child: Instead of managering could you help out while I'm busy?
Managering by Clowninator69 June 18, 2022

Managering 

The act of management, to manage, to keep managed, to make sure nobody else manages. The art of keeping the Endocannabinoid System Balanced, the management of the endocannabinoid system, the art of managing the managers inside your brain.
1.) 'In Managering my pain, I used some CBD" 2.) "That person needs some help in the managering department" 3.) "If you're not good at managering it's highly likely you'll be very disorganized. 4.) That stoner has failed in managering his THC habit and needs ECS Balance Control
Managering by ResearcherOG_Mike January 7, 2024