An event with a 2% chance of happening, or any event which is rare or unlikely to occur.

Can be shortened to just milk, which may also be used for anything that's 2%. See also: milk charge
Note to the reader: Anything less likely but still possible is skim, and nobody evens wants to deal with that; untouchable (in a bad sense).

Andrew: My boy is dead set on having his wedding outside next month. You think it's gonna rain??
Trace: Nah man, milk chance in August.

Stacy: What are the odds we get a bite to eat sometime?
You: Milk chance!

Milk chance by teachmrj June 20, 2019

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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