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Milk first 

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Ur an evil person if you pour the milk before the cereal. So stop it... >:(

milk first 

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Something that a absolute fucking RETARD would do. How are you going to eat that pile of cereal floating on milk? It's a disgrace that in the age of advanced technology there are still "people'' who make cereal this way.
I live by the rule "Cereal first" but I have a downey brother and he prefers to pour milk first. No wonder he's a downey lmao
milk first by HMmmmmmmmmmmmnm April 25, 2019

Pouring the milk first 

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In cereal, there is two different ways to make it. Pouring the cereal, or the milk first in the bowl. People generally pour in the cereal first. "Pouring the milk first" is considered wrong. People who pour the milk first, shouldn't be trusted.
I had my friend over, and for breakfast he was "pouring the milk first." I will never see him the same way again.
Word of the Day on August 8, 2015

pouring the milk first 

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the wrong way. if you pour milk first you are a demon sent from hell. they will try to convert you, dont believe their lies! what if you pour too much milk? you cant just pick out the milk and keep the cereal! the only time you should be pouring the milk first is when its your 2nd bowl.
Tom: So how was your day?
John: It was awful, I saw a fucking demon pouring the milk first.
Tom: Oh god... I’m so sorry.

Pouring milk first 

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The action of suicidally adding milk to your bowl before cereal, anyone who may use this method of Gordon Ramsay-ing is a bounty... get recked

The people who follow this act usually have something wrong with them as it is very abnormal, unnecessary and stupid.

Not only that, anyone who has the guts to pour milk in first can be extremely voilent, so it is best to stay as far away as possible from them.
“Did you see him pouring milk first?,” Taylor Swift exclaimed.

“He’s a hoe,” Gordon Ramsay replied.

pouring the milk first 

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The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.
babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!

*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!
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