Milk Woman

A milk woman is just your basic blonde weeb. If you wondering why she is a milk woman you will know when you let her in your house cos she will guzzle all the milk you have in your fridge. But she proffers light milk.

Mum: why is all the milk gone?
Child: oh i let the milk woman in the house
Mum: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. THAT WAS 15 LITRES OF MILK

Milk Woman by seagullEve January 6, 2021

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lovely woman's milk

a really nice tasting sweet wine

Oh this lovely woman's milk is so sweet!

lovely woman's milk by vespawinelover September 11, 2023

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chocolate milk women

(n) (choc)-(o)-(late) (milk) (wo-men)

A woman who loves black men who are tall

Chocolate Milk Women : A woman who loves black men who are tall

She is such a chocolate milk woman, she is always with jaquan, darius, or tyrone.

chocolate milk women by Kyle697000 May 10, 2016

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Milkwoman

A women who loves white men

Brad: Did you see Sierra today all up on that white guy?
Tyrone: Yup she’s a milkwoman

Milkwoman by Bradley1392 May 26, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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