milk bag

The term used to describe a young man with a body shaped like a bag of milk. This man also tends to have a paler skin tone and usually, if not always, is downright ugly. Yet somehow this milk bag manages to get a hot girlfriend.

Guy 1: This girl is an absolute rocket.
Guy 2: Wow she is. Says she's in a relationship, check his Facebook.
Guy 1: Man this guy is a milk bag.
Guy 2: Standard.

by 7orture August 17, 2012

Milk Bag

when placing a paper bag over an girl's head, and then proceeding to jizz in the bag and then shaking the bag around her head!! If left to Dry it will be very hard to remove the bag.

Dude 1: Dude why is she walking around with a paper bag on her head!

dude 2: Dude i gave her a milk bag but i forgot to tell her to take it off!!

by edzi! January 28, 2010

Milk Bag

A white person that thinks their strong but in reality they will break down if so much as touched by a toothpick

"He thinks he's so tough and yet he can't fight. Fucking Milk Bag"

by KazKazTheWicked March 4, 2017

Milk bag

A woman or man who is generally shaped like a milk bag. Kinda gross

You're a milk bag

by Pecsaying May 10, 2018

Milk Bag Buff

A form of giving boob sex where the breasts are moved out of unison, alternating the left and right breast in circular motions creating a "wax on, wax off" pattern.

Alternately, having sex with a Canadian package of bagged milk, though not as enjoyable.

"she had her boobs in her hands tossing them up and down... I think she was practicing for that milk bag buff she's been promising me"
"dude, you are so lucky! she has such great milk bags!"

by WifeyKnowsBest September 12, 2011

Manitoba Milk Bag

It is a canadian sex act where milking girl is on all fours, with her breasts hanging in free air, then they are milked like a cow, with occasionally giving her nipple crunch, and some light punches in the breasts. To make it more interesting usually a man also does the girl in her ass in doggie style during this.

When she said she had delivered baby just a few months ago, the gang got excited to do Manitoba milk bag with her

by Killer Gunshot November 28, 2010

Canadian Milk Bag

A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.

Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.

by Capt. Carfentnyl November 6, 2023