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Militard 

noun: A person who has become retarded emotionally and intellectually due to his (or her) enlistment in the military. Also, one who is not up to standard intellectual capabilities and only knows how to mindlessly follow orders. A militard is negatively affected by his (or her) service in the armed forces- he (or she) cannot think for him/herself and tends to be irrationally aggressive. The militard cannot function normally as a civilian, and is forever doomed to think like dumb ass.

See also, "asshat"
Dick, quit being a militard and start thinking for yourself! Damn!
Militard by GI Joe 123456 June 7, 2011
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Militard 

A man or woman, usually in the military, who decides that everyone needs to know that they are in the military, were in the military, or support the military at all times.
"Hey do you see that guy over there with the Army hat, shirt, jacket, sweatpants, 3 bumper stickers, knife, belt buckle, tattoo, and wallet? And all of his kids are wearing that crap too?"
"yeah"
"he's a militard"
Militard by J. Mackson January 21, 2012

Militard 

A person who blindly worships the army, military, soldiers and glorifies war. Strongly opposes people with pacifist opinions. Usually connected with strong feeling of nationalism.
Me: "I don't think wars and violence are the right solution."
Militard: "Shut the fuck up your fucking hippie! Stop living in a world of rainbows and unicorns and learn to fucking respect our great, heroic army which protects our lives every day and salute the beautiful flag of our magnificent country! Ffs the people are so sensitive pussies nowadays."
Militard by LukeRaven April 15, 2018

MiliTard 

A MiliTard is usually a cuckservative or Boomercrat who worships the ground that veterans walk on. Their adoration for our troops extends to the segments of the military that basically do the bitch jobs that you’d find at 7/11, which winds up enabling the lowest common denominators of veterans to milk their time doing push-ups for federal minimum wage as much as possible.

A MiliTard will do everything in their power to justify the shitty things that dumb men do after their time in service runs out, often bestowing privileges on them and chalking up their failures to PTSD.
J: “wow, Bob the Veteran raped six kids overseas, got discharged, wound up raping several women at a frat party of a college he barely got admitted into as a 28 year old alcoholic.”
MiliTard: “well, you can’t judge him for that. Have you ever even served before?”
J: “uhh, no, why?”
MiliTard: “then you simply don’t know what you’re talking about. War does something to a man’s mind and you just wouldn’t get it. I suggest you know your place here, because I’m not going to standby and watch our heroes get degraded.”
J: “uhh, one of those girls Bob raped was your daughter though.”
MiliTard: “well, I’ve already spoken to her about not reporting veterans in the future. If we can enjoy our freedoms, my daughter can at least enjoy a little surprise dick.”
MiliTard by DefMau5 May 8, 2020

military ball 

A prom night for JROTC cadets. JROTC cadets usually take a date or go with friends, its just a night for some dancing and talking.
Teacher: Alright cadets, the annual military ball is coming up, prepare yourselves.
Cadet: Oh shit, i still don't have a date.
military ball by WaifuLaifu June 25, 2017

military warbird

An aircraft used by the military for combat.
The 33rd Squadron are F-16 pilots flying a military warbird.
military warbird by I, Wreckerrr October 5, 2016

Special Military Operation 

It's an operation began by Vladolf Putler and its goal is to save the innocent washing machines from the persecution of the Ukrainian Nazis. If Russia didn't have an obsession with cleanliness, the special laundry operation would never have happened.
Special military operation is an honest Russian euphemism for a war of aggression.
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