mikester

1. One who worships short chicks and has a pair of non-working testicles.
2. Our Prophet and Saviour.
3. An emaciated breed of Irish and Arab.

The Mikester: Look at me dance!!!
Random dude: U R GAY
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by Dylan H Rush September 28, 2006

miester

A common misspelling of the word meister meaning master in German. Often used as a suffix to a persons or part of a persons surname in an attempt to create a cool nickname.

See the file American Pie's Steven Stiffler or the 'Stiffmeister' as he is nicknamed. (or miester if you were to misspell it)

by Paul-E-O October 1, 2007

mikesturbate

When you masturbate to a Michael Jackson Video, Song, Movie, or to thinking about Michael Jackson Sexually

I'm going to Mikesturbate to the in the closet music video.

by Lastchancebitch September 13, 2015

Mikster

Mikster is an name used by the croatian fascist party in trying to get funding from Drug Tito

Jebem ti Mikstera nije mi dao čokoladu

by Buda d grate Penguin March 26, 2021

Vu-miester

When someone is whipped by his or her formal date. Commonly a person who is very much in denial but will not admit it.

Big Bear: "Owww man did u hear bout tim, he is such as Vu-miester."

Tush: "Why what’s he doin now?"

Big Bear: "He is going with Chef to do formal shopping instead of coming to the Dale"

by big-bear August 20, 2009

Minester

A living organism that is under the rule of oneself and filled with extreme cuteness.

A word to be used when someone or something has such extreme cuteness that it cannot be described with any other word.

He's such a Clovie-Minester!

by Viletbod December 15, 2010

miester

A suffix that can be added to any name to create wonderful nicknames. Can either be used for those who you love or those who you hate.

Works especially well with the names of teachers.

"Let's call Natalie-miester to see if she can hang out!"

"Ew, Let's ditch Smith-miester's class today."

by rachaelrobot July 30, 2008