mike v

(v) the act of having sex for less than 3 minutes in an auditorium bathroom.

Kid: "Teacher can I use the restroom"
Teacher: "As long as you don't mike v. That is not school appropriate."

by Gobestar September 8, 2016

Mike Vitar

Mike Vitar was an actor in the 90s. (1991-1997) He played on Diplomatic Immunity, The Sandlot, The Mighty Ducks 2 & 3, Sunset Grill. He was this sexy, cute ass cuban american actress. A lot of girls were in love with him and admires his looks so much. I don't think we can ever find a cute Cubano like him again. He takes our breath away.

Omg thats mike vitar from sandlot but known as benny rodriguez

by Ms.mayhem March 13, 2018

Mike Vitar

A hot, sexy, beautiful man who is best known as Benny Rodriguez in “the sandlot” and Luis Mendoza in “the mighty ducks” who is often thought (by blind ass bitches) as “ugly” but no even tho the is 42 with 3 kids and an ugly ass wife he still could get it.

Friend 1: hey bro yk Mike Vitar

Friend 2: *creams*

by Kylie Rodriguez November 24, 2021

mike valley

The toughest pro skater ever.

Mike valley can kick anyones ass.

by cartman5000 July 28, 2004

Mike Vick

Commonly used slang by criminals for a quarter ounce of non prescribed illegal drugs. Mainly used when referring to cocaine, but could be used for a wide scope of other illegal substances. The reason for this is because the quotient of twenty-eight(number of grams in an ounce) divided by four is seven. Seven coincides with Michael Vicks player number on the NFL team Atlanta Falcons.

Hey, could you get someone to hook me up with a Mike Vick?

by Walter Cronkite October 18, 2006

Mike Vallely

A professional skateboarder who is famous for his sociopathic behavior and anger issues. It's sad that there are kids who look up to him.

That self-righteous piece-of-shit hanging out in the K-Mart parking lot reminds me of Mike Vallely!

by skaters-are-baters January 9, 2010

Mike Valley

My favourite pro skater.

Do a Mike-v Boneless off that cheese shop.

by GirlSkater January 18, 2004