Mike Syndrome

Mike Syndrome is a disease where you shoot and you are unable to score. Side effects include posting, rq, and being bad

FUCK DUDE I GOT MIKE SYNDROME

by F1NE July 6, 2018

Magic Mike Syndrome

Also called MMS. When an unattractive girl gets with a very attractive guy (around Magic Mike level) and thinks because of that shes worth that.

She looks like the missing link and thinks shes too good for me? That bitch has Magic Mike Syndrome

by insanegod March 4, 2019

mike myers syndrome

to make a decent living doing nothing but providing stupid faces along with hilarious accents for your entire life.

hahaha man that scottish accent was hilarious...

yea i know ive got the mike myers syndrome.

by thebilldozer August 20, 2010

Mike Jones Syndrome

The repititon of the same thing over and over and over again. And then repeating it a few more times for good measure.

"Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, listen up dogs."
"Wow, you've got Mike Jones Syndrome"

by Phoenix Williams October 1, 2007

Mike George Syndrome

A short fat 24 year old male. He lives with his parents and has no job or drivers license. Yet he takes pilot lessons and tells girls he is a pilot. His uncle invented the question mark and paper clip. The Mike George claims he has three majors but isn't enrolled in any school.

girl: Hey i like your shoes
M. George: My uncle invented them!
girl: No he didnt you must have mike george syndrome!

by wutangbee November 1, 2010

mike blown syndrome

an unfortunate syndrome where you cant help but be really random and to make up random words and give them crazy definitions for mild humour.

oh no i got mike blown syndrome

by mike blown January 20, 2008

Mike Tyson Syndrome

The mental impediment or slowness caused by age, fear, or laziness that allows oneself to be pushed around and hit and hit back with minimal force or not at all.

Do you see how Garry gets treated? He must have Mike Tyson Syndrome.

by ChunkyRot October 31, 2025