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Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong 

These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.
Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

mike oxsmol 

A dum way of tricking your g's into saying there dick is smol
hey Dan go over to that group of girls and say "mike" and then Say "oxsmol" But really Fast. mike oxsmol!?
mike oxsmol by YeetsupDictionary October 13, 2021