When you have to shit but its so big you have to spread each butt cheek and wedge it down on the toilet seat to give your asshole extra spread to allow for such a huge LOG.
Dude, I had to Mike Honcho that shit. It was way to big to just let it flow.
A Tennessee Baseball player that is actually 35 with a faked transcript that is just a good kid and they let him play. Also, the same player that is accused of cheating because his bat's sticker fell off and a vandy player conveniently noticed and showed it to the umpire.
You know snitches get stitches when that vandy player picked up Mike Honcho's bat after he homered and cried like a bitch to the referee.
A tool of minimal destruction, mainly used to kill small and weak adversaries. Targets include but are not limited to miners, small animals and unsuspecting goats.
Dang MikeHoncho just smoked that goat. Poor goat never saw it coming!