Mike Bovaguard

Definition 1: A fake identity online
Definition 2: When a funny moment happens

1: "who just got added to the groupchat?"

"Mike Bovaguard of course"
2: "Damn i just ate dirt thinking it was pizza

"Hah what a Mike Bovaguard moment"

Mike Bovaguard by eeeeeeee888888888 February 15, 2022

Mike Bovaguard

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.

"I found a plastic fork in my pizza the other day"

"Who does this guy think he is? Mike Bovaguard?"

Mike Bovaguard by SpecIntoDelta December 28, 2022

Mike Bobaguard 

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.

"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"

Mike Bobaguard by wormfigure January 31, 2022

Mike Bobaguard 

A person in which who is represented as an alpha male, or considered one from a flock of handsome males. They are also considered to have well-sized schlongs

That guy is like Mike Bobaguard, what a guy!

Mike Bobaguard by MikeMike768 March 13, 2023

Mike Bobagaurd 

The best lawyer in Kentucky

Mike Bobagaurd saved me from three charges of Illegal warheads

Mike Bobagaurd by Susan Bobagaurd August 25, 2022

Mike Bobaguard 

A man who lost his virginity to a horse when he was 12 years old.

I got Mike Bobaguarded when I was young.

Mike Bobaguard by anonymous January 30, 2023

Mike Bobaguard 

Mike Bobaguard is an inside joke from the youtuber named "IsaacWhy" He made An Appearance in the video "LTLVC2" 14 hours into the challenge "last to leave vc" vc is voice call.

he was calling a hawaiian pizza place saying he found a little plastic fork in his pizza and he already ate half and wondering if he could get another half for free now.

"why's there a plastic fork in your pizza"
"Thats so Mike Bobaguard!"

Mike Bobaguard by anonymous August 7, 2023