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Mike Bibby 

a point guard on the Atlanta Hawks who has lost all ability to play decent basketball. Examples of his shortcomings are: not being strong enough to make a three, not being able to play any form of defense, and taking up six million dollars a year in team salaries. However, he is able to perform useless skills like alley-oop passing exceedingly well.

Mike Bibby also is unable to speak a form of english that people can understand.
Commentator 1: "...and Mike Bibby pulls up for the three and lets fire.....Airball."
Commentator 2: "Mike Bibby is really not performing well today, he's 0-6 from the field."
Commentator 1: "Hey, at least he can make some alley-oop passes."

Post-Game Interview with Mike Bibby:
Interviewer: "So Mike, what do you think of your four points in today's game against the magic?"
Bibby: "I be thinki' dat mah alley-oop passin' id good"
Interviewer: "What?!?"
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mike bibby by tehmonkey September 10, 2003

Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike 

The famous line said by Ralph Tresvant in New Edition's song 'Cool It Now'.
"Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike, if I love the girl who cares who you like."